Hi I’m Alfie, I should have trotters because I eat more than a small…

Hi I’m Alfie, I should have trotters because I eat more than a small horse, bang the kitchen til I’m fed more, I have no shame it is all about ME and MY Tummy. If mummy doesnt feed me or leaves me for more than 2 hours i also will poo in her room to spite her, my favourite dump was on her bed pillow; bitch she wont leave me again 😉